As a huge fan of Smallville & Al Gore,…. I'm dyin' over here!
Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear, the water is clean, and there are no Republicans.
The Onion reports this historical event:
EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.